Me, when little kids challenge me to Pokemon battles:
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
Avatar: The Legend of Korra book 3 slow motion shots
when you plant the seed of #drama and #walk away
when you give two people fortune cookies that make them switch places and cause an earthquake
Has there ever been a more perfect human being?